knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

peetalikestoast:

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

demolitionfrerardist:

what if you injected brownie mix into your bloodstream like since your body temp is like 98 the brownies would cook over a few days and then you will have clumps in your arms and you just cut it open and eat the brownies i should be a scientist

sassy-pineapple:

mom I cant go to school

ive got

the ugly